Please join my club of sensible nonsense. The only criterion to join my club is that you shan’t want to be part of any club that wants you.
I belong to a club of one and I am planning to leave it.
I was an army of one and I lost the war heavily.
I am a great clown act
In an empty auditorium.
I am a very tall person
In the eyes of my mother.
In the eyes of my mother.