Saturday, January 25, 2025

Variations on the Groucho Marx club quote

Please join my club of sensible nonsense. The only criterion to join my club is that you shan’t want to be part of any club that wants you.

I belong to a club of one and I am planning to leave it. 

I was an army of one and I lost the war heavily.

I am a great clown act 
In an empty auditorium.

I am a very tall person 
In the eyes of my mother.